A few months back, my roommate and I drank a box of wine because we were feeling classy and we got very drunk. We're both talking about dumb shit when she asks me if I've ever eaten ass. I'm like, "No, gross, why would I put my tongue in some guy's ass?" She told me she witnessed two girls doing it in a porn movie and was talking about how amazing it was. I was drunk and stupid, so i asked her if she wanted me to eat her ass. I don't know why. I don't think about sex with women or watch lesbian porn, but at the time, it simply seemed like the right thing to say. She was like, "Are you serious?" I said, "Why not? We can blame it on the alcohol." She said she had to go to the bathroom (we were drunk, but not THAT drunk) and came back in just her underwear. We are both thinking, like how to do this. Then she leans over the couch and I kneel down behind her. Pull down her underwear and look right at her private parts. I've never been this close to a pussy or an asshole before, so I just stared at it for a second before pushing my tongue out and licking her butthole. I could tell she was scared. Then I thought, "What the hell, I'll just do it," and I put my hands on her lower back and started licking her ass. She says, "That feels really good." That sent the signal all the waaaay down to my pussy. We didn't wait too long before she stood up because the couch hurt her. She starts telling me how great that was and that she needs to touch herself. I told her to sit back on the couch and that I will lick her butt while she touches herself. When I licked her bootyhole, my tongue went too high and touched her pussy. We both stopped. I was drunk, and sucking her ass was alright, but eating her pussy was like lesbian. Don't even try to figure that one out. I sit back on my knees and say, "Sorry, I didn't mean to touch your puss." She was fine with it. She goes down really quickly, I start licking her ass again and my tongue slips between her pussy lips again. When she does it again, I go back down to her ass. I suppose that little bitch did that on purpose. When I look up at her, she's just smiling. I stuck my tongue out all the way, and I licked her from her ass to her pussy hole and then to her clit. I liked the taste of her pussy, so I started shoving my tongue in as far as I could. She quickly grabbed my hair and pushed me up till my lips were on her clit. I'm happy to say that I made her cum. We finished our wine and then fell asleep on the couch together at some point.

The next morning, we wake up hugging each other and feeling terrible. She is wearing a tank top and nothing else. I'm still dressed like a normal person. Then she says, "You dyke, your breath smells like pussy." I said, "Fuck off, you little skank." She did it to me that morning. I eat her ass and kiss her pussy almost every night after work since then. She does it to me sometimes, but I do it a lot more. I learned that I love to eat pussy, but I still need a man (ahem, dick).