STORY: Look what I found lurking in the woods a few years ago. Meant to post for ages but kept forgetting until after Halloween. Please feel free to tribute.....
Hello there, How lucky are you to find this lusty lady lurking around in the woods?
Hubby It looks like she bit your cock off and spat it out, leaving a trail of blood down the front of her.
You look too damn sexy to scare anyone away, but keep trying, hehehe.
Grrrrrrr, that's a sensational-looking nose tickler.
We can see you! I wonder if your neighbors can see you too. Thanks for sharing your fun with us; this will go down well with the watchers, so have fun with all those comments heading your way.