Since I retired nearly a year ago, I’ve had to start budgeting for pussy. When I was working, I’d get my vehicle insurance bill for several thousand dollars and just pay it. Not now. Even though it costs a little more, I pay a little each month. It’s easier on my new fixed income. Same with pussy.

I never paid for pussy until after divorce ended my 38-year marriage. I was proud of the fact that I’d never had to pay, but that changed after I started dating. With 80 % of the women online chasing 20% of the available men, dating for pussy makes no economic sense whatsoever. Now the lines are clear, everyone gets what they want, and everyone is happy. I realized that the reason why a woman is attracted to me is irrelevant. I don’t care if she thinks “He’s young, funny, sexy, etc.” or if she thinks “He’s okay, but he’s going to pay me.” I’ve had whores who were more enthusiastic than dates, even discounting the orgasm fakers. Nice try, and I appreciate the effort.

My first plunge into the mongering pool was with Jackie, a stripper who turns tricks on the side. At 42, she is Cuban with an accent and an amazing body. We started out at $1,000.00 a trick, back when I was working and could afford it. Gradually we descended to $500.00, and now we’re down to $300.00. The only way you’re getting lower prices is by regularly making her cum repeatedly. Fortunately, this isn’t very difficult to do.

I’ve also explained to her that she now has competition from the Asian Massage Parlors, as I can get a very acceptable 25-minute massage with an incredible hand job at the end (HE, or Happy Ending in mongerspeak) for a $50.00 house fee and a hundred dollar tip from an attractive young topless Korean or Chinese girl. That’s not Jackie-quality sex, but it’s damn nice, particularly at half price. I can choose additional items off the menu and still not hit $300.00.

I made arrangements with another 24-year-old Latina several months ago. She called me back and asked if her friend could join us for a little extra money. Oh, hell yes. $300.00 each and well worth it. It was funny watching my Latina acting like she was enjoying eating her friend; however, her friend wasn’t acting when she ate her. Two women in the same session; that hasn’t happened since my ex-wife (my girlfriend at the time) had her high school girlfriend spend the night nearly 40 years ago.

Jackie now knows that I’m budgeting $1,000.00 a month or so for sex. I told her I’d like her to get most or all of it. We tried out female condoms this afternoon and I like them a lot; closest you can get to raw. They’re better than the Japanese Sagami 0.01s for men which are relatively expensive condoms, however, the female condoms are about fifteen dollars each. Yeah, I typed that out so you’d know it wasn’t a typo. They’re big enough that you could probably safely recycle one a few times, although I haven’t tried and it isn’t recommended.

I got my STD test results today; all clear. Stay safe.