For starters, I’m 32, clean cut, in good shape and live in a pretty nice neighborhood (4k-5k sq foot houses). I am recently divorced but she moved states away so I kept the house.

Now for the story…

If your neighborhood has a Facebook group then you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about here. We had a guy in our hood get pissy with a solicitor, as a lot of us have before, and someone called him out on the Facebook group. It turned into a huge debacle and he’s a friend of mine, so of course I defended him.

[Enter Karen] I ended up going back and forth with this bitchy lady and my sarcasm took over and I probably said too much. 😂 I ended up looking at her profile when it was all said and done and was like, “Damn, she’s actually pretty fucking hot.” She was 47, dark hair, dark eyes, thick lips, a toned body with big boobs. I scoped her profile for a while and saw that she has grown kids and a typical older “finance guy” husband. I was definitely turned on looking through her pics but ended up jumping off FB and not really giving it another thought.

A few days later I was wanting to get a workout in but didn’t have time to run to the gym so I just ran down to the neighborhood clubhouse gym to get a quick one in. I’m there lifting, headphones in, not a care in the world when in walks THE KAREN. I was like, “oh shit.” She had obviously done some digging because she immediately looked me up and down, rolled her eyes and jumped on the treadmill. I was about to do my cool down and really didn’t want to get on the only other treadmill right next to her. But…I did.

We walked for a while and ended up finishing around the same time. The moment I pulled my headphones out I hear, “You’re that little shit from Facebook aren’t you?” I was shocked! This woman is bold! I chuckled, shrugged and said, “yeah I guess I am. Sorry about that. I tend to get sarcastic real quick.” “Oh I could tell! Your friend is an ass. If you weren’t so cute I’d say the same about you.”

I’m sorry what?

I raised an eyebrow…”Oh I’m cute huh? Kids are cute. At least tell me I’m sexy or something!” I said with a wink.

K: “Well now THAT would get us both in trouble.” Me: “Not me!” flashing my ring-less finger K: “Well lucky you!” She said then her face turned a little red. “I didn’t mean that!” Me: “Sure you didn’t.” K: “Haha. ANYWAYS. I’ve never seen you here. You obviously workout. Just needed to get out of the house today?” Me: “Nah I was in a hurry and didn’t have time to go to the gym. I fly out in a couple of hours for a work trip.”

We bantered back and forth about where I was headed and what I do for work. She was decently flirty but not enough that it was blatant. In that convo she asked which house was mine and I told her, we ended up being just a couple of streets apart.

Fast forward, I come home from my trip to a tub of cookies on my front porch with a note: “Don’t eat them all at once, or you may need to hit the clubhouse gym again. ;) - ❤️ K” (not putting her real name on here.)

Holy shit. I think my cock sprung up just from realizing what was happening.

The next morning I shot straight to the gym. Sure enough, in walks K. She was wearing a crop top and a tennis skirt and DAMN she looked good.

K: “oh hey! How was your trip?” Me: “Short and sweet. Thank you for the cookies! They were great.” K: “oh you’re very welcome. They’re my secret recipe.” Me: “Best I’ve ever had. 😉”

She laughed and blushed a little. This time we stood and talked for what seemed like forever. She told me her husband was in she oil field and traveled a lot for work. She just shopped, hung out with girlfriends, worked out and played tennis..”and of course baked!” I told her if she ever felt like baking cookies again, I’d always love more!

Ok this is where it starts to get good, I swear.

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A couple days went by and I got back into a regular routine. It was fun flirting with her but I really didn’t expect it to go anywhere since she was married and I wasn’t about to push it.

One day I was working from home. I was feeling lazy and didn’t have any calls so I was just shirtless, wearing some running shorts and a backwards hat. As I’m getting things rolling and enjoying my coffee I see someone approaching my front door…it’s K.

I answer the door and she was STARTLED. “OMG I thought you’d be at work!” She said, looking me up and down then trying really hard to keep eye contact.

“Working from home today!” I said. “Please tell me that tub in your hand is more cookies for me.”

“It is.” K said with a smile, trying to hand me the cookies.

Me: “Well come on in. Im so sorry, let me go throw a shirt on!” I said as I started to walk toward my laundry room. K: “oh I don’t need to come in! And really it’s ok, I don’t mind.” Me: “Just come in!” I said from the laundry room.

I walked out with a shirt on and saw K standing by my front door looking around the house. K “Your house is beautiful!” Me: “oh thank you! Would you like a tour?” K: “oh no I don’t wanna keep you from work!” Me: “You’re not keeping me from anything! Come on I’ll show you around.”

I showed K around the house and we talked through who the builder was and on and on. Finally we got to my master bath where I have a huge shower with a bench.

K: “Oh my God, your shower is stunning! I wish we had a shower that big. And a bench? I bet that’s fun.” I couldn’t believe she just said that. I just went for it… Me: “It is. You want to try it?” K: “Oh stop it.” I reached ever and tugged on her tennis skirt a little to pull her a little closer to me. Me: “You have time right?” K stepped right up to me. “He’s out of town. I’ve got all the time in the world.”

We about JUMPED each other.

We started making out. I wrapped both of my hands around her, squeezed her ass, picked her up and set her on my sink. She pulled my shirt back up over my head and tossed it off. I pulled her shirt off to reveal her sports bra with her, huge tits in them. I squeeze her tits together, kissing all over the top of them as she leaned back and moaned, digging her nails into my back. I peeled her bra to reveal the most beautiful tits I’d ever seen. She had big brown areolas with thick nipples. I squeezed and suck on her tits as she ran her hands through my hair and pulled me into her. She was gasping and moaning the whole time. My dick was hard as a rock and throbbing. She reached and slit her hand down my shaft, over my shorts. “HOLY FUCK.” She almost screamed. I smiled and back away, she pulled my shorts down, letting my 8 inch cock bounce free. “Oh my God! Your cock is massive!” She dropped to her knees and started stroking me. She sucked on my balls then licked all the up my shaft before wrapping her mouth around my pulsing cock. Her mouth felt so fucking good! She gripped my cock hard and rotated her hand as she stroked and sucked my cock, taking it as deep in her throat as she could. She pulled away spit and started stroking me fast and hard. “God I’ve wanted this so bad you have no idea!”

“Oh I think I have an idea!” I said.

I bent down and kissed her and pulled her back up, walking her into my bedroom.

“I want to fuck you.” I said. “Please baby.” K said and she pulled her tennis skirt off and bent over the bed.

Her pussy was DRIPPING. I pushed my cock against her soaking wet pussy but it was too tight from the back. She spread her legs more and slowly I slid my cock deep inside of her. “Fuuuuuuck” she said with her legs trembling. “Take it easy at first.” She was so fucking tight. I started slowly gliding my cock in and out of her creamy pussy. As I pumped I starting picking up the pace. My dick was covered in her cum. You could tell she hadn’t been fucked like this in years. I fucked her hard, smacking her ass as she moaned and panted. Finally, she started squealing “Fuck! Fuck! I’m gonna come! Fuuuuck!” Her pussy tightened and her whole body started shaking and trembling as she came all over my cock. As soon as her body stopped shaking she pulled away and jumped back on her knees and started sucking my cock like her life depended on it. I told her I was about to cum and she throated my cock as deep as she could as I shot rope after rope down her throat.

We both collapsed on the bed and just laughed talking about how we obviously had both been wanting for this for awhile.

Since this day, we’ve had quite a few meet ups.

Let me know if you’d like to hear more!