My wife went to a work going-away party for some contractors who had wrapped up a three-month program in her hospital department. They chose a bar in midtown run by one of the nurse's husbands, where they could get drinks at a discount. Since we live in the suburbs, she had arranged a ride with a coworker to get there after work and planned to Uber back to her car at the hospital afterward. I stayed home since I was preparing for a trip the next day—doing laundry, packing, and picking up a rental car.

Throughout the evening, she texted me updates, saying she was having a good time, that more people than expected had shown up, and that some of the nurses were getting pretty tipsy. I asked about her ride home, and she assured me that Linda, who wasn’t drinking, would give her a ride back to her car. But later, she messaged me that Linda had left, so she would likely need to Uber after all. I offered to pick her up, even though it was a long drive, but she reminded me I was busy with trip prep. Still, I told her to let me know if she needed a ride.

Near midnight, I checked in, asking if she was okay. She texted back, saying she was having a blast and jokingly mentioned a couple of contractors hitting on her now that they were leaving. I told her to have fun but be safe, and to call if she needed a lift. By 1:30, she messaged that she was too drunk to drive and might need a ride home. I threw on shorts, a t-shirt, and a ball cap, jumped in the rental (a white Ford Explorer), and headed her way.

As I neared the bar, she texted asking what kind of car I was in, so I reminded her again. When I arrived, she was outside chatting with two guys. I rolled down the window and joked, “Ma’am, your Uber is here.” She came over and asked if we could drop her friends off on the way. I didn’t mind and waved them in. All three climbed into the back seat, with her sitting in the middle, laughing and chatting with her friends.

As I drove, it dawned on me that, in the ball cap and different car, she might not have even recognized me right away. I asked them if they had a good time, one of the guys said “Oh yea”. It was dark and I could only see in the back every so often as we went by a street light. They were having some small talk and laughing. I could tell my wife was pretty sauced as she was all smiles and laughter. I saw some movement but wasn’t exactly sure what was going on. Then as we were driving we hit a little traffic due some construction. Going a little slower, I could peek in the back more. At this point, she started laughing and I asked what was so funny. She laughingly said “Mr. Uber, Mr. Uber driver these guys want to know if they could fuck me in your car?” I thought she was joking so I stated, “Sure just don’t make too much mess”.

One of the guys was a taller, skinny Hispanic guy, looked to be in his mid-20s. While the other guy was a white guy in his late 20s but was of average height and medium build. Next thing I know, she was making out with the hispanic guy while the other was feeling up her tits. This went on for a few minutes before they switched. Even though it was hard to see exactly what was going on, with limited light and trying to keep my eyes on the road. At some point, they shifted and it looked like my wife was jerking the white guy off as the Hispanic guy was trying to get her pants down. Slowed down a little and stayed in the slow lane so I could watch as much as possible. I heard moaning, I know my wife’s noises and I could tell she was being fingered. Looked like she was now blowing the white guy as the Hispanic guy was playing with her pussy. The white guy started to say, “Oh fuck, OH FUCK” Then I felt him push on my seat.

She came up after a minute or so, started to giggle and wiping her face. The Hispanic guy moved her around so that he was in the middle seat, she was on top of him, facing the front of the car. Then she started to bounce on him and moan. Her face was forward between the front seats. I looked right at her and she had her eyes closed and moaning. She got louder, and grunted loudly. I knew she was cumming on his cock. He didn’t last much longer and as he said he was going to come, thinking she would hop off but she kept grinding on him. She fell back onto him. They kissed some more as we pulled up to their hotel.

Once we arrived they all sort of straightened up and then got out of the car. I was confused why she got out. The Hispanic guy came over to the window, he gave me 40 bucks for the mess and thanked me for being the coolest Uber driver. She went into the hotel with them. I was confused and thought she was just fucking with me. Then I get a text, “Hey going to Denny’s with some of the girls to sober up and be home later”. I decided to wait in the parking lot. Around 2 hours later, she shows up outside the hotel. I pull up, and she walks up to the window and says “Uber for Derly?” I take my hat off and she looks at me, stunned. “What are you doing here?” as she gets in. Looking a little nervous, I told her what happened and she looked at me, “Sorry. You mad?”. “No, I’m not mad just confused.” She says she really had no clue it was me and that she was going to tell me later.”

On the drive home, she told me what happened. That they were contractors leaving the project and that they had the hots for her since the start of the project. They hung out all night drinking and hitting on her. She ordered and Uber and I happened to show up instead. She didn’t know anything was going to happen but that it was hot. She went to the Hispanic guys room, they smoked a joint. Then the white guy said he was upset that he didn’t get his chance have to sex with her. She told him the night was still young and he came over to her and started to make out with her. Things progressed fast until he was fucking her from behind on the bed while she was sucking the Hispanic guys dick. The white guy pulled out and came on her back. He said he was done and went to his room. She fucked the Hispanic guy 2 more times before calling an Uber and came downstairs and I was there. We still laugh and joke about it. She refers to me as her Uber driver at times as an inside joke.